If my wife finds out, I'll tell her I just put my dick in you once

Why did I take off the condom for a stranger? 🫣 He got bold enough to come inside me!

See, anal is a thing! He came inside and you didn't get knocked up

I'm more satisfied after sex than ever - I got fucked by my stepdad, wow 😍

Son, what are you doing here? Well, since you're here, let's at least get laid

Well, son, don't let me down - fuck me to orgasm while no one is home